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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




REMEMBER, WHEN TERRORISTS ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THE DHS WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOU -




OBAMACARE - the efficiency of the postal service the sustainability of social security and all the compassion of the Internal Revenue Service




HOMELAND SECURITY BEGINS AT HOME! - Homeland Security Starts At The Border.




HOMELAND SECURITY- SO, WHO IS REALLY BEING SECURED? -


TAGS: homeland security
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

foxrecon19d - April 19, 2014, 12:38 pm
That's hilarious!!!! NOAA needs funding for weapons and ammo to kill mermaids from Atlantis...FOR THE CHILDREN!!
Curlyrocks - April 19, 2014, 1:04 am
All I can picture now are a small fleet of dingys firing like crazy as whales dolphins and mermaids in Kevlar vests close in.
foxrecon19d - April 18, 2014, 10:05 pm
Or MERMAIDS!!!! Animal Planet, or one of these networks, are showing documentaries that say mermaids are real and that they hate American children (seriously! watch the program!) So, naturally, that explains why NOAA needs thousands of hollow point rounds
Curlyrocks - April 17, 2014, 8:00 pm
Now now cut the NOAA some slack, they may need the bullets to stop a rampaging whale or some angry seals.


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $2.6 TRILLION SOCIAL SECURITY TRUST FUND? - I cannot guarantee that those checks to veterans, the disabled, in addition to Social Security] go out on August 3rd.




Obama Has Let In 600,000 Illegals From Dangerous Muslim Nations -




TSA - Ten years, and not a single terrorist plot foiled with your useless fondling.




"IT'S A LITTLE INTIMIDATING" - Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughter's birthday at Camp David. If tween girls are a "little intimidating", then should we be surprised he's scared to confront N. Korea, Iran or Russia?




NO ACTIONABLE INTELLIGENCE?? - Try Common sense! 9-11 + Militant muslims + No additional security + Obama Admin = 4 Dead, blood on hands


TAGS: libya obama security islam
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by ddommel666

SethMythrax - September 18, 2012, 2:47 am
and it was the Palestine Liberation Organization when Israel chased Arafat & the PLO out of Lebanon & Israel helped the Militias kill Muslims in the Refugee Camps if you want to be exact. Opps, Reagan f***ed up that one big time...
SethMythrax - September 18, 2012, 2:31 am
my point is anyone can attack anyone anywhere no matter who the target is. And Americans are no safer no matter who is after them. i thank the Israeli's for that attack seeing they wouldn't let American marines set up base in Israel. ..
JGalt - September 16, 2012, 9:05 pm
http://conservativebyte.com/2012/09/libyan-official-warned-usa-3-days-before-attack/
GrouchoMarxist - September 16, 2012, 8:45 am
That was Hamas mr history fail....
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 8:00 am
Al Qaeda cant attack in America but they can elsewhere & will & if they want, no one can stop it. Remember Beirut in 82, where there is a will there is a way.....


PROFILING - It's not because of who you are, you thin skinned idiot. It's because of who the terrorists are.




ISRAELI SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS - Well lookee here, common sense has arrived on the scene.




Majority Fail -




MALO PERICULOSAM LIBERTATEM QUAM QUIETUM SERVITIUM - I Prefer Liberty With Danger To Peace With Slavery




WHAT THEY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT -




THE TSA - We can't make your flight any safer But we can make it more surreal.


TAGS: tsa airlines security theater
Rating: 4.43/5

More politifakes by TheSanityInspector

PapaFox - February 24, 2013, 10:50 am
Those dimwits confiscated a child's scissors from my daughter's backpack. How utterly friggin' useless...


JUNE 16, 2010 - A DAY OF INFAMY - The day the federal government officially closed 3500 acres of Arizona to US citizens because they can not control foreign incursions. Way to go Barack.




Understand yet? -


TAGS: social security
Rating: 4/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

StoneTools - April 28, 2013, 12:08 pm
Shouldn't that extend to two people who live together but never get married?
PapaFox - April 28, 2013, 11:41 am
Yes, spouses who never worked get benefits if the other spouse dies. That's been part of the plan since day 1. Do you propose they should be left to starve instead?
JGalt - April 28, 2013, 10:44 am
Papaf you almost have it right, up to the point where our government gives a lot of it out to many who have not paid into this program!


HOMELAND SECURITY - Taking your freedom for the illusion of security.




NAPOLITANO: CONCENTRATING TERRORIST SCREENING EFFORTS ON MUSLIM MEN UNDER 35 IS NOT GOOD LOGIC . - In the last year 126 people have been indicted on terrorist-related charges in the US. All of them were Muslim.




CBO - Man are they bad at their job!




ADULT BABY THORNTON - collects social security for infantilism, yet can drive to the store to buy lumber and build his own custom furniture to support his 350 pound body. He belongs in a baby prison cell.




PRIORITIES ON 22 JUNE 2010 - President Obama publically supported $6B in subsidies for electric vehicles but only asked for $600M for the "urgent and essential needs" of our Boarder Security. Sir, you really suck at this President gig.




OBAMA'S NATIONAL SECURITY POLICY -




GOOD NEWS OBAMACARE -




All The Days After Tomorrow -


TAGS: freedom liberty security surrender usa
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:43 pm
Things become inevitable because the masses allow them to be. :)
birddseedd - August 7, 2014, 10:37 pm
What about those that just accept an inevitable fate?


Where's the selective political "outrage"?! -




YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUPIDITY AND GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION UP, FOLKS -




4TH WORD TO DESCRIBE THE CLOWN'S SPEECH: - MIND-BOGGLING: Mr. Obama wants to drains hundreds of billions from Social Security for another stimulus.




DHS...More of your tax dollars at work. -




BORDER SECURITY- THIS IS WHAT LEADING FROM BEHIND LOOKS LIKE -




REALITY CHECK- THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY -




UNFINISHED PAKISTAN BUSINESS, ITEM ONE - In four hours a US team will recover our stealth helicopter wreckage. We expect to get every piece. You will permit this. Then we will discuss your choice of neighbors.




OBAMA PLAN AFTER ELECTION SCREW NATIONAL SECURITY -




Social Safety Net -


TAGS: social security
Rating: 4.14/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Oyster - April 18, 2013, 11:27 am
Riddle me this: Why all the talk about Social Security and how much money is in the trust fund, unless the politicians have spent that money already and it's simply nothing but a bunch of IOU's...


PHOTOSHOPPING - Fighting Tyranny, One image at a time!




NEW LOGOS AND SLOGANS - Keeping us safe and secure with silly gestures and cool logos and slogans!




THE NEXT UNDERWEAR BOMBERS - With Janet Napolitano, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in charge, I'll bet these guys make it through TSA security by Easter.




AMERICAS CHOICE - We would be safer




BEN GURION INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT - The most secure airport in the world. The cornerstone of their success: Profiling. Are you ready to grow up yet?




TERRORIST ATTACKS - Obama sure knows where they are going to come from




SOCIAL SECURITY - You mean, you're counting on the government to provide yours?




Social Security -




IT WORKS - Because you never know when an 85 year old grannie from Wisconsin or a 5-year old from Houston will be willing to blow up a plane.




HOMELAND SECURITY - Doesn't President Obama make you feel safe?




Social Safety Net -




COLLEGE GUN BANS -




SOCIAL SECURITY - Will it come to this?




GETTING LUCKY - The central pillar of the Obama and Napolitano national security plan.




THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP - Obama sells out the nuclear secrets of our closest historical ally - to gain Russian approval for a weak and unverifiable treaty. Shame.




THE SECURITY OF CLOWNS - Bozos abound in DC! Clown alert: Janet Napolitano says the "system worked"




I FEEL BAD -




Seriously ? -




"CRAZY" LIBERAL IDEAS -




NSA JIM JONES - A bona fide Koolaid Drinker. Who'da thunk it?




Priorities -




SOCIAL SAFETY NET - It saves lives. Or not.


TAGS: social security medicare
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:52 pm
trying to even out the difference in taxes would help towards fixing the deficit though.
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 8:32 pm
We shouldn't have to raise taxes to pay for SS. People pay into it. Govt needs to keep it's hands off those funds, and people who aren't really disabled need to get off SSD when they do not need it. but the elderly who paid into it should have it


RAISING THE CAP - An easy fix for Social Security. One the Republicans would never go for. They'd rather see you work till 70.




THREAT LEVELS - While they do nothing for Homeland Security, they are great for one's flailing job security.




DON'T RUIN SOCIAL SECURITY -




SOCIAL SAFETY NET -




ENTITLEMENTS - They have more value than you realize




THE TSA - Helping white middle-class people feel safe since 2001.




SOCIAL SECURITY - Republican style.




Don't Ruin Social Security -


TAGS: gop social security
Rating: 2.09/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

StoneTools - May 3, 2013, 7:12 pm
does that mean that quoting fox news wouldn't result in ridicule from the left? That's a good one, I almost fell for it.
ChadAllen - May 3, 2013, 3:43 pm
Consider who posted it & what more do you need to know?
Doggit - May 3, 2013, 10:41 am
That is an idiotic statement that only underscores the sorry state of affairs of our current partisan stalemate. Lets ignore the problem "of the deficit" and blame something on the republicans. Misdirection is also used by illusionists.
Renza - May 3, 2013, 10:40 am
A reasonable argument is a reasonable argument, regardless of the source.
StoneTools - May 3, 2013, 10:14 am
Sorry, but using this clown as a quotable source is equivalent to using Jon Stewart as a source. Oh, wait, you do that already.
PapaFox - May 3, 2013, 10:06 am
It's very revealing that you dodge the issue and change the subject.
StoneTools - May 3, 2013, 9:20 am
really? So explain the meaning behind Nobel PEACE prize. Next explain how you can wage war and earn that PEACE prize.
PapaFox - May 3, 2013, 9:19 am
It's very revealing that you value ignorance over education.
StoneTools - May 3, 2013, 9:17 am
awards mean nothing. AFter all Obama received a nobel PEACE prize and continued two wars and then some.
StoneTools - May 3, 2013, 9:16 am
He's one of the most biased reporters in recent history. He's even worse than chris matthews and bill o'reilly combined.
PapaFox - May 3, 2013, 9:13 am
LOL a Nobel Prize Winning economist is a "nutsack?" That explains a lot about you. :-D
StoneTools - May 3, 2013, 9:00 am
another poster quoting a nutsack from the far left. Why doesn't that surprise me?


SOCIAL SECURITY - It's what the GOP wants to take from you


TAGS: social security gop
Rating: 2/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

BALLS - February 7, 2013, 5:32 pm
Some job it's gonna do when it runs out of money. For younger workers, Social Security is nothing but another tax. They will never see a dime in benifits and if they do, it will be cancelled out by the raise in taxes needed to pay the debt caused by SS.
PapaFox - February 7, 2013, 12:46 pm
Can a janitor do the same on his salary while supporting a wife and family? Or would you prefer that they starved? Social Security has been in place since the 1930's to prevent that.
BALLS - February 7, 2013, 10:59 am
Good, I can make a lot more money by invesiting in the private sector than by being forced to invest in our government.


SOCIAL SECURITY - There's an easy way to fix it...


TAGS: social security
Rating: 1.8/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

JGalt - January 29, 2013, 6:51 am
Argument fail. It was supposed to be self-funding until Dems started raiding the "lockbox". Why should anyone have to pay in more than they ever get out of it? How about a consumption tax.... people who consume more pay more taxes- that would be better


HE'S COMING AFTER YOUR MEDICARE NEXT - THEN YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY -




[[midfing]] -




Donald Trump -


TAGS: safety security donald trump
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by ScatXXVII

ScatXXVII - February 18, 2017, 8:34 am
I know someone who looks exactly like me (same tattoos and all) who teaches firearms. Student sign-up has gone down since Trump took office due to confidence in his pro-law enforcement stance and his street cleaning of violent criminal illegals
Reality Lord - February 17, 2017, 5:18 pm

i have a friend who's a cop in jersey. he totally agrees


Benghazi & Bergdahl -


TAGS: susan rice liar bowe bergdahl traitor national security advisor obama administration benghazi scandal libya afghanistan taliban five terrorist swap treason
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Cyberhagen - March 28, 2015, 12:23 pm
Amazingly, self proclaimed "independent and objective" (lol) politifact.com has not made one single a**essment of her statements. http://www.politifact.com/personalities/susan-rice/


Susan Rice Stupidity -




Pragmatism Vs. Political Correctness -




Federal Hypocrisy On Full Display -




Democrat Obtuseness -




Which Democrat Presidential Candidate Is Best Suited To Handle Terrorism? -




Mia The Moonbat -




gun mongering -




Airport Security Moonbattery -




Marco Rubio: The Water Boy For The GOP Establishment -




green tip ammo ban -




In Russia, We Elect You -




Hillary's Bathroom Server -




Obama Immigration Policy Poster Girl -


TAGS: obama immigration policy poster girl islamic terrorism jihad syrian refugees border security open borders radical islam tashfeen malik syed rizwan farook san bernardino shooters
Rating: 4.67/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Bandit5906 - February 7, 2016, 2:35 pm
A perfect poster girl! 5L
fauxnews - February 7, 2016, 5:08 am
Nuts.


Bill O' Reilly: Killing the Constitution -




Before Climate Change -


TAGS: climate hoax security national
Rating: 3.4/5

More politifakes by nonovelist

Zeitguy - June 18, 2015, 1:33 am
What is the limit you will subsidize big oil/coal with your tax dollars to neglect renewable energy? Carbon tax; you pay it every day for the wrong side!
fauxnews - June 17, 2015, 10:34 pm
Oh, they will tax the people a sh*t ton when the situation gets bad enough. That's the worst part. :-/ Have a good evening, mate. Thank you for joining the fun. Cheers. :-)
nonovelist - June 17, 2015, 10:26 pm
Glad you got a laugh. So, what is the limit you would pay, in dollars, for a carbon credit?
Zeitguy - June 17, 2015, 7:44 pm
Geologic time scale. An unknown concept to some. You guys are hilarious.


TSA -




Mark Toner -




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